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b+ stampede |
(BEE plus stam peed) |
n. |
The attempt by half the classroom to claim the paper with no name on it. |
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backspackle |
(BAK spak uhl) |
n. |
Markings on the back of one's shirt from riding a fenderless bicycle. |
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backspubble |
(BAK spuh bul) |
n. |
Dishwater that disappears down one drain of a double sink and comes up the other. |
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baldage |
(BALD aj) |
n. |
The accumulation of hair in the drain after showering. |
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banectomy |
(bah NEK to mee) |
n. |
The removal of bruises on a banana. |
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bargus |
(BAR jus) |
n. |
The area of the windshield that the wipers can't reach. |
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bazookacidal tendencies |
(bah ZEW kuh sy dal TEN den seez) |
n. |
The overwhelming desire of most individuals to reach out and pop the gigantic gum bubble billowing from someone's mouth. |
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beavo |
(BEE vo) |
n. |
A pencil with teeth marks all over it. |
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bimp |
(bimp) |
n. |
A blurry or "double-edged" felt-tip marker. |
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bixplex |
(BIKS pleks) |
n. |
Psychological block in which a person cannot choose which color of disposable lighter to purchase. |
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bizoos |
(bih ZEWS) |
n. |
The millions of tiny individual bumps that make up a basketball. |
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blooage |
(BLEW ij) |
n. |
The residue left on fingers after using an S.O.S. pad. |
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blurfle |
(BLER ful) |
n. |
To be caught talking at the top of one's lungs when the music at the bar or disco suddenly stops. |
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bomca |
(BAHM ka) |
n. |
A lubricant derived from the salivary gland used for turning book pages. |
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bowlikinetics |
(boh lih kih NEH tiks) |
n. |
The act of trying to control a released bowling ball by twisting one's body in the direction one wants it to go. |
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brazel |
(BRAH zul) |
n. |
The scratch plate on a matchbook. |
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bubblic |
(BUH blik) |
adj. |
Addicted to the systematic popping of the bubbles in packing material. |
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bugpedal |
(BUG ped uhl) |
n. |
To accelerate or decelerate rapidly in an attempt to remove a clinging insect from a car's windshield. |
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burgacide |
(BURG uh side) |
n. |
When a hamburger can't take any more torture and hurls itself through the grill and into the coals. |
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butthenge |
(BUT henj) |
n. |
A pile of cigarrete butts occupying a parking lot space. |
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buttnick |
(BUT nik) |
n. |
The crevice on an ashtray where the cigarette rests. |
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buzzacks |
(BUZ aks) |
n. |
People in shops where phones are sold who walk around picking up display phones and listening for dial tones even when they know the phones are not connected. |
