Sniglets Starting With The Letter 'B'

b+ stampede (BEE plus stam peed) n. The attempt by half the classroom to claim the paper with no name on it.
backspackle (BAK spak uhl) n. Markings on the back of one's shirt from riding a fenderless bicycle.
backspubble (BAK spuh bul) n. Dishwater that disappears down one drain of a double sink and comes up the other.
baldage (BALD aj) n. The accumulation of hair in the drain after showering.
banectomy (bah NEK to mee) n. The removal of bruises on a banana.
bargus (BAR jus) n. The area of the windshield that the wipers can't reach.
bazookacidal tendencies (bah ZEW kuh sy dal TEN den seez) n. The overwhelming desire of most individuals to reach out and pop the gigantic gum bubble billowing from someone's mouth.
beavo (BEE vo) n. A pencil with teeth marks all over it.
bimp (bimp) n. A blurry or "double-edged" felt-tip marker.
bixplex (BIKS pleks) n. Psychological block in which a person cannot choose which color of disposable lighter to purchase.
bizoos (bih ZEWS) n. The millions of tiny individual bumps that make up a basketball.
blooage (BLEW ij) n. The residue left on fingers after using an S.O.S. pad.
blurfle (BLER ful) n. To be caught talking at the top of one's lungs when the music at the bar or disco suddenly stops.
bomca (BAHM ka) n. A lubricant derived from the salivary gland used for turning book pages.
bowlikinetics (boh lih kih NEH tiks) n. The act of trying to control a released bowling ball by twisting one's body in the direction one wants it to go.
brazel (BRAH zul) n. The scratch plate on a matchbook.
bubblic (BUH blik) adj. Addicted to the systematic popping of the bubbles in packing material.
bugpedal (BUG ped uhl) n. To accelerate or decelerate rapidly in an attempt to remove a clinging insect from a car's windshield.
burgacide (BURG uh side) n. When a hamburger can't take any more torture and hurls itself through the grill and into the coals.
butthenge (BUT henj) n. A pile of cigarrete butts occupying a parking lot space.
buttnick (BUT nik) n. The crevice on an ashtray where the cigarette rests.
buzzacks (BUZ aks) n. People in shops where phones are sold who walk around picking up display phones and listening for dial tones even when they know the phones are not connected.