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caffidget |
(ka FIJ it) |
v. |
To break up a styrofoam coffee cup into severl hundred pieces after consuming its contents. |
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caltitude |
(KAL tih took) |
n. |
The height to which a cat's rear end can rise to meet the hand stroking it. |
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carperimeter |
(kar pur IHM ih tur) |
n. |
The zone between the wall and the end of the vacuum cleaner where the dirt is "safe". |
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catlapse |
(KAT laps) |
n. |
The amount of time a cat sleeping on its owner's lap has to awake and prepare to hit the floor before the owner stands up. |
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cellostatic |
(sel oh STAT ik) |
adj. |
The electrical property of cracker and cigarette wrappers that causes them to stick to your hank. |
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chain gang walk |
(chayn gang wok) |
n. |
Activity observed in the footwear section of cheap department stores where the shoes are wired together "for your convenience". |
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checkuary |
(CHEK yew air ee) |
n. |
The thirteenth month of the year. Begins on New Year's Day and ends when a person stops absent-mindedly writing the old year on his checks. |
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cheerio-magnetization |
(cheer ee oh mag net i ZAY shun) |
n. |
The tendency of the last four or five Cheerios in the bowl to cling together for survival. |
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chiclexodus |
(chik ul EKS oh dus) |
n. |
Any attempt by a gum ball to sneak out of the chute and roll past the buyer. |
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chipfault |
(CHIP fawlt) |
n. |
The stress point on a potato chip where it breaks off and stays behind in the dip. |
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chubble |
(CHUH bul) |
n. |
The aerobic movement combining deep kneebends and sideward hops used when trying to get into panty hose. |
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circum-populate |
(sur kum POP yew layt) |
v. |
To finish off a popsicle "laterally" because the "frontal" approach causes one to gag. |
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combiloops |
(KOM bih lewps) |
n. |
The two or three unsuccessful passes before finally opening a combination locker. |
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cornicle |
(KOR nih kul) |
n. |
Breaded "washer" left on the stick after eating a corndog. |
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countersaurus |
(kown tur SAWR us) |
n. |
Any person who orders two pieces of cheesecake and a diet soda to drink. |
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cranial stomp |
(KRAY nee uhl stomp) |
n. |
A somewhat primitive dance performed by youngsters trying to step on the heads of their own shadows. |
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crayollia |
(kray OH lee uh) |
n. |
The area of the refrigerator where kindergarten drawings are displayed. |
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crinks |
(krinks) |
n. |
Crevices and junctions where car wax gets in but doesn't get out. |
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crumbplumb |
(KRUM plum) |
v. |
To attack a cereal box in attempt to retrieve the prize. |
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cubelo |
(KYEW beh lo) |
n. |
The one cube left by the preson too lazy to refill the ice tray. |
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cushup |
(KUSH up) |
v. |
To sit down on a couch somehow causing the cushion next to you to rise. |
