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darf |
(darf) |
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The least attractive side of a Christmas tree that ends up facing the wall. |
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digitritus |
(dij ih TREE tus) |
n. |
Deposits found between the links of a watchband. |
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dillrelict |
(dil REL ikt) |
n. |
The last pickle in the jar that avoids all attempts to be captured. |
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dimp |
(dimp) |
n. |
A person who insults you in a cheap department store by asking "do you work here?" |
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dipwavers |
(DIP way vurz) |
n. |
People who raise their hands when riding on roller coasters. |
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dognut |
(DAWG nut) |
n. |
The giant nut on the side of a fire hydrant. |
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doork |
(dawrk) |
n. |
A person who always pushes on a door marked "pull" or vice versa. |
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downpause |
(DOWN pawz) |
n. |
The split second of dry weather experienced when driving under an overpass during a storm. |
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droot |
(drewt) |
n. |
A Dorito when an unnatural fold in it. |
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drylowgraphs |
(DRY loh grafs) |
n. |
Strange, unitelligle symbols that accomany the washing instructions on clothing labels. |
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