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eastroturf |
(EE stroh terf) |
n. |
The artificial grass in Easter baskets. |
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eiffelites |
(EYE ful eyetz) |
n. |
Gangly people sitting in front of you at the movies who, no matter what direction you lean in, follow suit.. |
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elevertigo |
(el uh VUR tig oh) |
n. |
The sensation one experiences when an elevator stops or takes off too suddenly. |
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elmerdermis |
(el mur DURM is) |
n. |
The white sheath that surrounds the nozzle of a glue dispenser. |
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escalos |
(ES kah lohz) |
n. |
People who always end up taking the long way around from escalator to escalator when moving from floor to floor in shopping malls. |
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eufirstics |
(yew FUR stiks) |
n. |
Two people waiting on the phone for the other to hang up first. |
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exaspirin |
(eks AS prin) |
n. |
Any bottle of pain reliever with an impossible-to-remove cotton wad at the top. |
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execuglide |
(eks EK yew glyd) |
v. |
To propel oneself about an office without getting up from the chair. |
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