Sniglets Starting With The Letter 'E'

eastroturf (EE stroh terf) n. The artificial grass in Easter baskets.
eiffelites (EYE ful eyetz) n. Gangly people sitting in front of you at the movies who, no matter what direction you lean in, follow suit..
elevertigo (el uh VUR tig oh) n. The sensation one experiences when an elevator stops or takes off too suddenly.
elmerdermis (el mur DURM is) n. The white sheath that surrounds the nozzle of a glue dispenser.
escalos (ES kah lohz) n. People who always end up taking the long way around from escalator to escalator when moving from floor to floor in shopping malls.
eufirstics (yew FUR stiks) n. Two people waiting on the phone for the other to hang up first.
exaspirin (eks AS prin) n. Any bottle of pain reliever with an impossible-to-remove cotton wad at the top.
execuglide (eks EK yew glyd) v. To propel oneself about an office without getting up from the chair.