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ferroles |
(FER olz) |
n. |
The holes in the bottom of a steam iron. |
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fetchplex |
(FECH pleks) |
n. |
State of momentary confusion in a dog whose owner has faked throwing the ball and palmed it behind his back. |
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fictate |
(FIK tayt) |
v. |
To inform a television or screen character of impending danger under the assumption that they can hear you. |
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finnage |
(FIN aj) |
n. |
The act of watching your money swallowed up as your groceries ride the conveyor belt at the supermarket. |
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flarpswitch |
(FLARP swich) |
n. |
The one light switch in every house with no function whatsoever. |
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flimps |
(flimps) |
n. |
People, usually observed in waiting rooms, who have advanced the Evelyn Wood technique to the point where they can flip through a magazine without ever looking down from the clock. |
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flintstep |
(FLINT step) |
v. |
To wind up one's feet before running away in fear. Common among cartoon characters. |
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flurrant |
(FLUHR uhnt) |
n. |
The one leaf that always clings to the end of the rake no matter how hard you try to shake it off. |
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famamage |
(fa MAM aj) |
v. |
To eliminate any annoying engine noise by simply turning up the volume on the radio. |
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fods |
(fahdz) |
n. |
Couples at amusement parks who wear identical t-shirts, presumably to keep from getting lost. |
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foys |
(foyz) |
n. |
Missing pieces of a jigsaw puzzle that you later find stuck to the underside of your arm. |
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frankfluid |
(frank FLEW id) |
n. |
The liquid at the bottom of hot dog packages. |
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frustra |
(FRUS trah) |
n. |
The special plastic used in the manufacture of fast food ketchup packets. |
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fuffle |
(FUH ful) |
v. |
To assume, when dining out, that you are making things easier on the waitress by using the phrase "when you get a chance..." |
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furbula |
(FER byew luh) |
n. |
The designated chewing area on a dog's back. |
