Sniglets Starting With The Letter 'M'

magnagram (MAG nuh gram) n. Any sign that takes on a new meaning when a magnetic letter falls off.
malibugaloo (mal ih BOO guh lew) n. A dance that affects barefoot beachgoers on hot summer days.
maltian (MAL shun) n. The alien beside you with concave cheeks, bulging forehead veins, and clearly outlined skill who is attempting to suck a thick milk shake through a straw.
manillium (mah NIL ee yum) n. The lifespan of the clasp on a manila envelope before it breaks off and dies.
microtrek (MY kro trek) n. Any nervous trip to the microwave oven to make sure that the food hasn't incinerated.
microts (MY krotz) n. The two thumbnail-sized pieces you end up with when trying to remove a paper towel in a public restroom.
mimoids (MIM oydz) n. People addicted to the smell of newly mimeographed test papers.
miscordance (mis KAWR dans) n. The principle that states: when reaching for drape cords, you will always tug on the wrong one first, practically tearing down the whole contraption.
mopeeps (MOH peeps) n. People compelled to look through the curtain opening of your motel room as they pass by.
motmeshs (MAHT mesh ez) n. A pair of inseparable shopping carts.
motodrift (MOH toh drift) n. The mistaken belief at a stoplight that your car is moving backward when, actually, the car beside you is moving forward.
mozzalastics (maht suh LAS tiks) n. Large deposits of cheese that stick to the top of the pizza box.
multipochoholes (mul ti PO cho holz) n. Wounds left in test papers from over-erasing.
mummabolic chorus (mum uh BAH lik KO rus) n. When three or more people are singing along to a tune and suddenly discover they are all faking their way through the unintelligle lyrics.
mummelot (MUH muh laht) n. The bottomless repository where theater tickets are dropped.