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negatile |
(NEH guh tyl) |
n. |
An area of the bathroom floor where, somehow, the scale registers you five pounds lighter. |
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neoice |
(nee oh ICE) |
n. |
Any ice cube removed before its time, upon close examination, resembles a carpenter's level. |
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neucro |
(NEW kro) |
n. |
The negative or "uncharged" strip of velcro. (See posicro) |
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neutron peas |
(NEW tron peez) |
n. |
Tiny green objects in TV dinners that remain frozen even when the rest of the food has been microwaved beyond recognition. |
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newton |
(NEW tin) |
n. |
The cookie shell surrounding the fig in a Fig Newton. |
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nicometeor |
(nik oh MEE tee awr ) |
n. |
A cigarette that exits through a car's front window and reenters through the back window. |
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nifleck |
(NIH flek) |
n. |
The unmarked domino in the set. |
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nizzlebrill |
(NIH zuhl bril) |
n. |
The "night-day" switch on a rearview mirror. |
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nocturnuggets |
(NOK ter nuh gitz) |
n. |
Deposits found it one's eye in the morning, also called: gozzagareena, optigook, eyehockey |
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noflet |
(NAHF lit) |
n. |
The upward swirl of hair found on certain individuals such as Ronald Reagan and Big Boy. |
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nurge |
(nerj) |
v. |
To inch closer to a stoplight thinking that will cause it to change quicker. |
