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schwiggle |
(SHWI gul) |
n. |
The amusing rotation of one's bottom while sharpening a pencil. |
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scribblics |
(SKRIH bliks) |
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Warm-up exercises designed to get the ink in a pen flowing. |
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servelence |
(SURV lents) |
n. |
The sudden lull in conversation that occurs at a table of diners when the food is served. |
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shocklet |
(SHAHK lit) |
n. |
The seldom-used third hole on an electrical outlet. |
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shuzma |
(SHUHZ muh) |
n. |
The portion of window cleaner that the spray tube can no longer reach. |
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slopweaver |
(SLAHP wee vuhr) |
n. |
Someone who has mastered the art of repositioning the food on his plate to give the appearance of having consumed a good portion of it. |
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slottery and vendication |
(SLOT er ee and VEN di kay shun) |
n. |
A public misdemeanor in which a person gambles on a vending machine, loses, and tries to exact revenge by kicking it. |
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slurch |
(slerch) |
n. |
The combination "ouch" and slurping noise one makes when eyeing someone else's bad sunburn. |
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snackmosphere |
(SNAK moh sfeer) |
n. |
The empty but explosive layer of air at the top of a potato chip bag. |
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snargle |
(SNAR gul) |
v. |
To lessen the visual impact of a horror movie by filtering it through one's fingers. |
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snuggage |
(SNUH gaj) |
n. |
The act of retying both shoestrings when only one needed it. |
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somnambapologist |
(som nam ba POL uh jist) |
n. |
Person too polite to admit he was sleeping even when awakened at three in the morning. |
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spagellum |
(spa GEL um) |
n. |
The loose strands on each forkful of spaghetti that beats one about the chin and whiskers. |
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spood |
(spewd) |
n. |
Flat wooden "spoon" that accompanies ice cream cups. |
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sprout lines |
(sprowt lines) |
n. |
Visible lines at the bottom of trouser legs where the hems have been let down. |
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spudrubble |
(SPUD ruhb uhl) |
n. |
Unclaimed french fries at the bottom of a fast food bag. |
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squaffels |
(SKWA felz) |
n. |
The individual squares comprising a waffle. |
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squanderprint |
(SKWAN duhr print) |
n. |
Directions that try to make you use up a product faster than you normally would. (Example: Apply shampoo. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.) |
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squatflection |
(SKWAT flek shun) |
n. |
The distorted reflection in a car window that makes you resemble a midget wrestler. |
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squatic diversion |
(SKWA tik dy VUR zhun) |
n. |
Any pretended activity that commands a dog owner's attention while the dog relieves itself on a neighbor's lawn. |
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squigger |
(SWIG uhr) |
n. |
A cherry tomato that explodes upon contact with a fork. |
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subatomic toasticles |
(sub ah TOM ik TOH stik uhlz) |
n. |
Tiny fragments of toast left behind in the butter. |
