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table snorkeling |
(TAY bul SNAWRK ling) |
n. |
Frantic gesticulations when one bites into hot food and has to take air in to cool it off. |
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telletiquette |
(tel ET ih ket) |
n. |
The polite distance kept by one person behind another at an automatic teller machine so as not to be suspected of trying to glimpse at that person's secret code. |
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teloustic |
(tel OO stik) |
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The tendency for people to shout into the phone when calling long distance. |
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testlice |
(TEST lys) |
n. |
Those tiny bugs that invade your hair when you're taking an exam. |
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toilet toupee |
(TOY lit too PAY) |
n. |
Any shag carpet toilet cover that causes the lid to become top-heavy, thus creating endless annoyance to male users. |
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toolcentric |
(tewl SEN trik) |
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Describes any tool that, when dropped, rolls to the exact center of the car's underside. |
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trideckpick |
(try DEK pik) |
n. |
A miniature sword or similar device used to hold a sandwich together. |
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tubswizzle |
(TUB swih zuhl) |
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To slide oneself back and forth in the bathtub in order to mix the too hot water with the cooler water. |
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turfigee and pedigee |
(TER fih jee and PED ih jee) |
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The two extreme target points of a rotary lawn sprinkler, turfigee being the safest point at which to walk past, pedigee being the most dangerous. |
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twinkidue |
(TWIN kee dew) |
n. |
The residue on the inside of the wrapper that every junk food addict eventually gets to. |
