Sniglets Starting With The Letter 'T'

table snorkeling (TAY bul SNAWRK ling) n. Frantic gesticulations when one bites into hot food and has to take air in to cool it off.
telletiquette (tel ET ih ket) n. The polite distance kept by one person behind another at an automatic teller machine so as not to be suspected of trying to glimpse at that person's secret code.
teloustic (tel OO stik) adj. The tendency for people to shout into the phone when calling long distance.
testlice (TEST lys) n. Those tiny bugs that invade your hair when you're taking an exam.
toilet toupee (TOY lit too PAY) n. Any shag carpet toilet cover that causes the lid to become top-heavy, thus creating endless annoyance to male users.
toolcentric (tewl SEN trik) adj. Describes any tool that, when dropped, rolls to the exact center of the car's underside.
trideckpick (try DEK pik) n. A miniature sword or similar device used to hold a sandwich together.
tubswizzle (TUB swih zuhl) v. To slide oneself back and forth in the bathtub in order to mix the too hot water with the cooler water.
turfigee and pedigee (TER fih jee and PED ih jee) n. The two extreme target points of a rotary lawn sprinkler, turfigee being the safest point at which to walk past, pedigee being the most dangerous.
twinkidue (TWIN kee dew) n. The residue on the inside of the wrapper that every junk food addict eventually gets to.